MR. Irrelevant...Not Anymore. Succop That!

Watch any of the highlights of the Cowboys/Titans game? Guess the Kicking God's are looking down and not only smiling but laughing their asses off. I can just here them now. "What do you think fans if we build it will you come?" The fans said, "Oh, Yes, Yes what a beautiful place for me to yell and scream at my team!" "And yo quarterbacks how do you like our design?" QB's said, "Hell yeah, I can throw that sucker from one end to the other and then have time to watch myself in the process." And even the cheerleaders, " Oh Jerry, I can see myself all blown up now. Hey my boobs look bigger! Watch me kick my leg way up, oh I think I pulled a hamstring."

Ok banker man shell out the dough, we're going to build this sucker, and bill it as the best stadium in football. Memba, everythings bigger in Texas!

But the kickers, well let's just say they were in the news yesterday to. Remember? Ochocinco said it best, "Kicking is easy, it's like riding a bike!"

Now every kicker in the league is getting the last laugh. How do you spend so much time designing, engineering and constructing a football stadium, and have the biggest most obvious JumboTron right in the way? Doesn't seem so fancy awesome now, huh? Should have had a chat with Mr. Irrelevant who all of a sudden became Mr. Relevant! Jerry now has to Succop that!